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The Remote Control Egg

by David Shade
This incorporates characteristics from both Dominance and public sex.
I was surfing the web, and being the twisted demented creative personthat I am, always looking for new ways to let my girlfriend have fun, Icame across a 'remote control egg.' This is a small plastic egg shapedvibrator that is turned on and off by radio commands from a smallremote control. I thought "Remote control! I have an idea!" Iimmediately ordered one. Do a search on the Web for Swedish EroticaRemote Control Egg. The egg is somewhat loud, but it cannot be heardwhen it is 'in vivo' (in natural position.) When my girlfriend arrivedfor our date, I showed it to her and said, "You are going to wear thisand I am going to hold the remote control, and if you are a really goodgirl, maybe I'll turn it on for you." She laughed and said "OK, soundslike fun!" I told her to go into the bedroom and place it 'in vivo.' Iheard her exclaim, "What's with this black string?" I said "That's theantenna/pull cord. Just hide it in your panties." ha ha While manypeople watched us standing in the busy restaurant waiting for ourtable, I turned it on. She laughed and then buried her face in my neck.I spoke softly into her ear how she cannot let anyone know what she isfeeling because she is a very proper woman. She cannot let anyone knowjust how much of a naughty little girl she really is. She was becominghighly aroused. I turned it off. Each time the waitress came to ourtable, I turned it on. My girlfriend did a lot of smiling from acrossthe table while ordering. I turned it off for the entire time that wehad food at the table. Later, after the plates had been cleared, and wehad new drinks brought to us, we resumed our little game. I turned itback on. She leaned back and pressed her palms down on the seat andjust stared at me. I kept it on. She began to shift in her seat. Isaid, "You cannot let anyone know what you are feeling because you area very proper woman. You cannot let anyone know just how much of anaughty little girl you really are." She softly said, "David, I'm goingto come." I said, "Not yet, you must ask permission." She said "PleaseDavid." I said, "Come like a good girl." She closed her eyes and shedid, as quietly as she possibly could. A few weeks later, I had mygirlfriend wear it again while we went out dancing. I teased her withit all evening. But then when we were out on the dance floor, I left iton. Next to us was a stunningly beautiful tall classy redhead in aformal evening gown who was dancing by herself. I had seen her earliersitting at a table on a double date. I waited until my girlfriend wasreally 'close' and then I turned off the remote and I tapped theredhead on the shoulder and held out the remote and said to her, "Doyou know what this is?" She stopped dancing and just looked at it. Isaid "Hold it" and I handed it to her. My girlfriend became veryembarrassed, but she does love beautiful women. I said "Turn it on."She turned it on. "Now look at my girlfriend's face." The redhead'seyes got really big and she said to my girlfriend "Is he bullshitting?"My girlfriend smiled and replied "No." Then the redhead started wavingthe remote in front of my girlfriend's skirt. I said, "Tell her to comelike a good girl." The redhead said into my girlfriend's ear, "Comelike a good girl and let the juices flow down your leg!" ha ha Then mygirlfriend held on to me tight and she had an orgasm right there on thedance floor. The redhead smiled and handed the remote back to me andshe walked off. Later my girlfriend said to me "You are so BOLD! Butyou are so EXCITING!" Give women incredible

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Flashy T-Shirt Slogans
M's notes on what to write on his flashy t-shirt

Say hi to the flashy t-shirt guy
Deus Mortus Est (God is Dead in Latin)
gnothi seauton (Know Thyself in Greek)
I am not my flashy t-shirt
I'm shy
ask me about my stunt cock
flashy t-shirt, small penis

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Tall Hair
by jlaix

Ok, since TD STOLE the hair from ME, the ORIGINATOR, who developed it in SF'99... I must clarify the correct product to use.

Do not use this clay or wax or whatever. It will hold it, but not HIGH for LONG PERIODS of time. And what you are looking for with the jlaix hair is HEIGHT and LONGEVITY. My hair is higher than dude's and will stay that way ALL NIGHT. I use a super lightweight Shaper aerosol spray to get the height, then once it is up, shellack the fuck out of it with Paul Mitchell Freeze and Shine spray to keep it there and get it all shiny. Blow dryer is definitely required, preferably one with a "cold shot" option to flash freeze the shit in place. There you go.

-jlaix

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Threesomes
by Thundercat

Treat the fact that she’s bisexual the same way you’d treat the fact that she knows how to cook. If you’re comfortable with it and you can speak about it like it’s not a big deal and it’s natural, then it is.

Treat the fact that she’s bisexual the same way you’d treat the fact that she knows how to cook. If you’re comfortable with it and you can speak about it like it’s not a big deal and it’s natural, then it is.

Rick said that he’s at a stage where he won’t even ask the girls if they’re bisexual. He’ll just ask them “What kind of girls do you like?” Again, if it’s not a big deal to you, it won’t be to them.

He said the biggest mistake most men make is that they’ll rush into a threesome. He said that the primary partner has to feel comfortable she’s not gonna get dumped when she brings a girl home for you. Make sure she understands she’s the primary in the relationship, and that you can’t pay more attention to the second girl.

Basically, Rick’s process is:

1. Ask the question “Are you bisexual?”
2. Get her to point out girls she thinks are cute
3. Set the frame you’re someone who enjoys the fantasy with her.
4. Talk about her past experiences with women
5. Make this a fantasy for HER
6. Establish a relationship with the primary and then find a secondary girl
7. Don’t get jealous or insecure"


Eventually, I teamed up with Rick H and did a few sets. While walking around the bar, every ugly girl he’d see, he’d turn to me and say “Uh, dude, tell your girlfriend to stop following us around.” Turns out Rick H’s ball busting doesn’t stop with girls. It was funny shit though. I eventually pulled two girls over to him at the bar and got to see his game a bit. First thing he does is grab their palms, look them over, and trace his finger over them, saying “You got the sexual adventurism fork.” They of course ask what that means. He tells them “Well, it means one of three things. Those with the fork are either fetishists, exhibitionists, or… bisexual.” He then told them that they both have the forks.

The girls laughed. Rick H then did a full palm reading on the hot one. She seemed really into it. He then asked her “What kind of girls do you like?” She said “I’m not into girls. I like guys.” Rick responded “No, you just like guys more.” He probably could have gotten her if her friend hadn’t dragged her off, since the girl he was talking to (a really cute blond chick) seemed into it. After they were gone he started making fun of them for having fat asses (even though, at least in one of their cases, that wasn’t true).

I then talked to Rick a bit about Las Vegas, and I told him that last time I was out there, I kept running into prostitutes. I asked him if he’s ever gotten the hookers in Vegas into bed without paying, and he told me “all the time.” He talked about his system for doing it, where he’ll usually get them early in the night, before lots of business is thrown their way, and he’ll be really funny about it. If she says:

“I’m working.”

He’ll respond:

Rick: “Oh… yeah… um… well, you wanna know how to get a lot of customers?”
Her: “Sure.”
Rick: “Well, you need to get warmed up first. You’re too, uh, too normal right now. You gotta have sex. You gotta have sex and get warmed up. You have sex, you get all riled up, come back down to the casino stinking like sex, and guys will flock to you like bees to honey, honey. C’mon, let’s go, up to my room and get you warmed up.”
Her: (laughing) “Oh, I don’t know…” Rick: “It’s good for you. It’s good for you. It’s in your own best interest. It’s in your own best interest. C’mon.”

Rick said that for some reason, the key to making it work is saying “It’s good for you,” and “It’s in your own best interest.” But you have to say them twice, otherwise it doesn’t work."


Thundercat

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Massage Dual Induction
by Style

Foolproof way for getting threesomes, as used by Rick S, Style, Mystery, jlaix and chessclub. Everyone, really.

Some of you may have pieced this together already from Jlaix and Chessclub's FRs, but here, for the archives and for posterity, is the step-by-step Dual Induction Massage Sure-Fire Threesome Routine, with credit given where credit is due.

This to me is the biggest breakthrough I've had in the last year. Once you cross this barrier (as Jlaix knows), there's no going back. It changes your whole PU life. No longer are you going out trying to just get a LR, but to bring two of the right women together for a dual induction massage.

This all began one night at the ProHo mansion, when an FB was over and an MLTR did a drop-by. I was in Herbal's room, sitting there with them both vibing each other, trying to figure out what to do.

I went outside and talked to Mystery, and asked him which girl I should get rid of.

Fortunately, Mystery had just been at David D's DYD seminar. And a gentleman there by the name of Rick S. (not to be confused with Rick H.) had talked about getting threesomes by having two girls massage him at the same time. We looked into Herbal's room, at the two of them talking, and Mystery suggested a couple tactics. I decided, what the fuck, I had nothing to lose.

I took them both up to my room to watch a fun home video clips that I was in. We all lay on the bed, and watched it.

So, here are the steps, once you have them on your bed. Of course, make sure the lights are low and the mood is romantic and comfortable, without being an obvious seduction/plan.

STEP ONE: Tell them, genuinely, "I just experienced the most amazing thing. I went to San Diego and hung out with my friend Steve, who's like a guru and a shaman, and an amazing guy. And he had two of his students perform a dual induction massage on me. Their hands were moving in perfect synchronization on me, and because your conscious mind can't follow all those movements, it just disconnects and you feel like there are thousands of hands on you. It was amazing."

[This is true: It was an amazing gift from Steve P., one of the really great and powerful guys I've met through this community.]

Now, ideally, the HB getting the massage should be the one who would get the most jealous. She needs to get the attention first to feel comfortable. Also, to make sure this goes smoothly, it's best if this is someone you've *closed or !closed before. It's best to leave her shirt ON, and just do it over the shirt.

Next, tell the HB who's doing the massaging that she must follow your hand movements exactly and move in exact synchronization. (I'd recommend taking a seminar in Swedish massage to learn how to do a nice backrub; if you're in NY, try the Open Center; anywhere else, just do a Learning Annex course.)

STEP TWO: Next, say it's your turn. Take off your shirt, and lie on your stomach. And definitely show appreciation for what they are doing.

STEP THREE: Afterward, say that it's the third girl's turn. Help her out of her shirt, or ask her to take off her shit while she's facing away from you (if she's shy), and have her lie on her stomach.

On this girl, you can make the massage more erotic. Go around the breasts and butt and thighs, WITHOUT actually touching any private parts.

STEP FOUR: Now this is the key move. After you finish the massage, let her lay there on her stomach underneath you and the other girl. Pause a moment to build up a touch of tension, then start making out passionately with the other girl (the one who was just doing the massaging with you) over the back of the girl lying down.

Now, just gently turn the face of the girl lying down towards you. Kiss her. Then gently take the head of the other girl and bring it DOWN to the face of the girl lying on her stomach. If you've created the mood properly, they'll just automatically start kissing. Join in for a threeway makeout, and it's all over.

YOU have to be a conductor, and orchestrate everything. Turn over the girl who was being massaged last, and each take a breast. Then switch off girls. Then roll away and watch them go at it. Then get back in there and help them remove some clothes. Etc. Etc.

However, this can NOT be about your pleasure. In the majority of cases, you are providing an excuse for the girls to get together. So if one of the girls is an MLTR or primary or main FB, make sure that it's all about HER pleasure. You need to calibrate the comfort level of each girl the whole time. If you start trying to be a porn star too quickly or making it all about you (or making it too explicit where the massage is heading), this could backfire. That said, since I first figured it out (with respect to Rick S., Mystery, and Steve P), it hasn't failed once. (Though there have been occasions where the energy wasn't right to go into this dual induction massage.)

Feel free to post with any follow-up questions...

Style

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