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She'll remember your name
by Wilder
I've been playing with this lately. When a girl asks my name I'll say, "Turn around a sec." Then I'll grab her ass and say, "My name is Wilder."
You better have the game to back this up, but I'll diffuse and get around to, "Haha, I find people remember my name much better after I've done something delightfully inappropriate. Now what's my name? And don't say Daddy-- not yet anyway."
Wilder
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C and U shaped Smiles

by Style

This one is AWESOME if you're sarging strippers and models. It's also completely true. Style: Smile again for me.
HB: um, okay.
Style (to wing): See, she's a U.
HB: ????
Style: I dated a girl who wanted to be a pop star. And she had a theory that people with U-shaped smiles were perceived as unfriendly. And people with C-shaped smiles were perceived as friendly.
HB: So what's a U then?
Style: A U is when your teeth go straight back in your mouth (can add "kind of like a horse" if she's a SHB). A C is when there's a big row of pearly whites in the front. And to my ex, it was more than a theory. She actually got her teeth surgically reshaped from a U to a C.
HB: No way.
Style: And she had me go look at pictures of like Christina Aguilera, who is a U, and Britney Spears, who is a C. Look at the cover of Us or any magazine, and you'll see that it's always a C smile on the cover. From here, me and the target start inspecting the teeth of random strangers looking for the perfect C or U. It's fun. Style
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C and U shaped Smilesby Style

This one is AWESOME if you're sarging strippers and models. It's also completely true. Style: Smile again for me.
HB: um, okay.
Style (to wing): See, she's a U.
HB: ????
Style: I dated a girl who wanted to be a pop star. And she had a theory that people with U-shaped smiles were perceived as unfriendly. And people with C-shaped smiles were perceived as friendly.
HB: So what's a U then?
Style: A U is when your teeth go straight back in your mouth (can add "kind of like a horse" if she's a SHB). A C is when there's a big row of pearly whites in the front. And to my ex, it was more than a theory. She actually got her teeth surgically reshaped from a U to a C.
HB: No way.
Style: And she had me go look at pictures of like Christina Aguilera, who is a U, and Britney Spears, who is a C. Look at the cover of Us or any magazine, and you'll see that it's always a C smile on the cover. From here, me and the target start inspecting the teeth of random strangers looking for the perfect C or U. It's fun. Style
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Jealous Cat

by Badpirate
Here is a routine I've used with good success. It's in "opinion opener style" but I've only really used it as around the third routine, so this may not gel properly for people who are working from a structure. "My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but her cat hates him. Like whenever he tries to pet it, it will just look at him like he's an idiot and walk off and one time he left his shoes by the door and it pissed on them. What do you think he should do? We've thought of four things :

    * Just be nice to it even though it's going to hate him.
    * Ignore it.
    * Say to his girlfriend : It's me or the cat.
    * When she's not looking 'accidentally' (two fingers motion) run it over with his car ..."

I've opened with this before and it has opened, but I seem to get best results with it as about the third routine. This wasn't actually inspired by the Jealous GF Opener although they are very similar, I was looking through women's magazines for material and to try and understand women's sense of humour / interests and came upon a story about how a woman's cat kept hating her boyfriends. BTW does anyone else know of good sources of material or info on women's sense of humour and interests that I can pillage? (I'm feeling a bit socially retard right now because last night I tried out opening one set that gave AI with "Guys I've got a really important question for you. It's a matter of life and death. Do you brush first then floss or floss first then brush" and it bombed really badly hahahaha).
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Pretend to Strike Herby TwentySix

In set, when you’re at that playful point in the interaction pretend like you’re going to hit your target.
I’ve field-tested this plenty now – and it makes total sense why it works. Pretend like you’re going to strike her in the face. Yeah, it’s fucked, but it works, and there are many reasons why it works. Take your right hand and cock it back over your front-left shoulder (or vice-versa). It’s like you’re getting ready to backhand smack her in the face – hard. Keep jagging it back there (stuttering the arm). Keep cocking it back and forth like you’re ‘that’ close to hitting her. Maybe bite your lower lip for effect. Get in to it. Have that playful smile on your face. Mini-role playing. It’s not a regular role play – it’s quick, and it’s initiated instantly. At the same time it is messed up. Some AFC dudes who just joined this site are probably thinking ‘what a dick face. This site is mean to women and I love women and I won’t be mean to them like this.’ I love women too…and this is not being mean to them…they like this. My name is 26. Why do I do this and Why does this work? --- Why do I do this? --- 1. It’s fun – it’s roll playing. Except you’re roll playing a reality that many HBs have played for years. For some, this is their real-life drama. And the ones who haven’t played it are conditioned to accept it from the way they’ve been brought up in society – they accept it and look at it differently than we think. I’ll explain more about this is ‘Why does it work?’ 2. I don’t take it seriously. I’m not a dick. I would never hit a women. They can see this in me. How can I tell? I can’t, but I know that of myself – and that’s all I know. If you know something so strongly about yourself it will come out non-verbally in ways that many don’t understand how to communicate here in a forum like this or for that matter - speech. --- Why does this work? --- 1. Alpha males. Some assholes hit women. It’s lame, I know, but it’s the truth. Cool guys do not hit women. Guess what though? Many women are attracted to assholes. Any guy on this board will tell you that he’s been with girls that have been intimately/romantically involved with true assholes. Those same guys will tell you that they’ve had girlfriends/FBs/etc. tell stories to them about getting hit by those Alpha-assholes. The messed up thing is those girls either go back for more or it took them a long time to get out of the relationship, which in all cases was their choice to leave or stay. Also, society has conditioned women to believe that some hardcore alpha males hit women. Ignore all the Opera shows and the like that say it’s bad for a sec. Yes, I know it’s bad, and I’m 100 per cent against it. And I’m all for the Shows talking against it. But we’re not watching those shows that much. Society feeds us through television and movies and word-of-mouth. We are getting our references through fiction and real-life. You watch movies – guy hits girl. You watch TV – guy hits girl. You hear from your friend that her BF/Husband just hit her. Right after these instances there isn’t an Opera episode reminding us that this is wrong. We know it’s wrong, but the references of assholes hitting women are too abundant at this point in time. They outweigh the Opera shows. It is programmed in the girl’s head that guys who hit girls are alpha. This doesn’t mean go hit a dozen girls – now you’re alpha. There are many kinds of alpha – and this is one (in societies eyes). You and I know what is right and wrong, but many are at different levels when processing thought. Not every girl is going to go for a guy that’s going to hit her. But at that deep subconscious level they know that this guy doesn’t really care about them, they want to help him because he’s obviously troubled, they want to turn him around. The funny thing is if they ever got to turn him around in to the AFC they’d try to create they’d ditch him, but that’s beside the point. This guy who hits them is a challenge…and that’s what they want. I want a challenge too. Have you ever had a girl that would do anything you say? It’s not cool. I know many girls will go for guys like us over assholes who hit them any day of the week. So why do they end up with these assholes? Many reasons: the way they were brought up, the friends they roll with, the way they think of themselves, not knowing that it’s wrong etc. There’s a lot of awesome guys in the world. I’m not talking about AFCs (even though you guys are awesome too), I’m talking about us…the guys here on this board who love women and are trying to improve themselves to get the women they deserve. Those women are fucking lucky every time they get with one of us at any point – we’re all quality people. That’s why we can take this deeply ingrained conditioning that many women have in their minds and flip it. We can pretend to hit them. What we’re doing is tapping in to their subconscious, communicating with them at a deeper level. Catering to their belief that alphas strike women. But we do it playfully. She know we won’t hit her. We have that playful grin/smile/whatever on our face. We’re setting our stance that we’re a man in a fun way. We’re trying to elicit emotions here. You are setting off many when a cool guy that would never strike a woman pretends to strike a woman. 2. No one else does this. How can you tell? Look around the club, the mall. I remember on Sunday at Fluid, here in Toronto, I hit up this hot-ass set. There was alpha dudes in the set and all around – bouncer-style alphas. I was very in with this wicked-ass looking chick from Hungary. I put my hand up to strike her and she immediately went in to the roll play, leaned back, put her hands in front of her face pretending to be scared as I cocked my arm back several times jokingly getting ready to strike her. Done. Worked. Effective. She gets it. And she gets it more because she’s hot. This alpha guy who was about three-times the width of me in pure muscle format saw what I was doing and saw that it was working, and like many became frustrated instantly. Because the set he was working on so hard for so long with his work that got him nowhere was instantly being taken over by me who had been working her for 15 minutes with techniques that he can’t fathom would work in an interaction with a chick. He knows why the ‘striking’ works at a deep level, but he can’t understand it at other levels of consciousness; therefore he lashes out. So, what do most Alpha-AFCs do when they’re frustrated? They look for excuses. This guy tried to play hero with my target and tried to ‘act’ like he wanted to fight me – to defend her honor because I pretended I was going to hit the Hungary chick. Perfect – I love it when it comes to this – now I have him helping me even more! He knows deep down that I’m not going to hit her. He’s just angry at the fact that I was getting somewhere with techniques that to him ‘should not have worked’. He was looking at me like he wanted to kill me, but I didn’t care at all. Why? - I know the more he gets mad and acts like he wants to kill me because of what I did, the more he becomes ‘out of the game plan’ for the Hungary chick. And that’s what happened. I just sat back and watched him get more and more pissed at me until the girls had to defuse him – making him look lame and insecure. I know he’s not going to hit me. I know he wants her to. I know he doesn’t want to fight and risk face. I know he doesn’t want to get kicked out of the club. That club was probably his home – getting kicked out of there would hurt his social life. - He was playing an act – like I was. He was roll playing in a sense, but his roll play sucked, it’s not calculated. Things like this happen a lot with weirdoes in the clubs. If I know the guy is a non-factor then I’ll let him say whatever the hell he wants to my target and her friends. I’ll even go to the bathroom and let him run the set for a while. Why? Because I want the girls to see the contrast of a lamo and me. When I’m gone I’m in scarcity mode for them now. And the lamo is in abundance. When the lamo is running the set they get to see how cool a guy I am and want me back even more. They appreciate you. It’s like anything. The less you have of something you like, the more you want it. Basic psychology that we sometimes forget. The other part is many of people know this, but they don’t put it in to effect because of their strong need for validation. Calm your need for validation. I’m not saying get rid of it. It’s there, many humans love it. I do. It’s healthy to a point. But don’t rely on it. Do the things you want to do with your life. 3. This works because it’s fun. Like David D says, it’s like that Big Brother / Little Sister mentality. We’re out here to have fun right? That’s why I’m here. So let’s make fun of the weird things in life – like striking women.

26 TwentySix

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Give Her Stars
by Kineti[C]harm,

Whenever a girl does something that pleases you or want her to do something either give her a star or offer her a star for doing it

Give her fucking stars! lol I had forgotten I'd been doing this, and I started for some reason to do it again when I thought back to sunday school where we had small jesusfolders where we glued stars in everytime we went to sundayschool.

Whenever a girl does something that pleases you or want her to do something either
a) Give her a star or
b) Offer her a star for doing it

Set eg a limit of 5 stars for a special price.

"hmm, okay if you do it I'll give you a star!" "Ooh you just earned a star! Not bad, if you get 5 you'll get a special priiice!

"Damn you got 2 stars now! Oooh, feel special there are only a couple hundred that has that!"

If a girl is really warm to you, threatening to remove stars can be a lot of fun too. "oooh I see one of your stars is in jeopardy, this does not look good!"

Shit like that.

It's fucking fun, whatever =) and girls love it

Kineti[C]harm

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PVC Devilby Tyler Durden
Tyler's PVC Devil routine from Cliff's 1/3/04
"Oh, you're getting fiesty, huh? You know what I would do with you? I would dress you up.... in a red.. PVC... *devil* outfit.. You'd have little horns like this... and a tail... bitch boots, and..... a pitch fork. Now your friend here.. I'd dress her up in a similar angel outfit.. with wings.. and a fur halo.. and I'd roll with you guys on each arm down the street.. Every girl would be jealous of you.. And whenever I'd have to make a decision.. I'd let each of you fight over which decision is the most fun.. and whatever one would be the most fun.. we'd do that." (the periods are to show the pacing, because they roll over laughing in between every pause)
I've also occasionally been known to follow up with variations of things I heard from Style, like "Actually forget that.. I'd dress you up like a nun.. and me like a priest.. and we'd go into a church and to freak everyone out we'd just start making out. Actually fuck that, you're my little sister! That's disgusting! What are you doing to me!? Girls are sexual predators, you know that... you're doing (whatever she's doing) and you think you're all covert.. but I know this.. Girls are sexual predators.. (sexual predator routine stuff)."
I use this stuff early in set, or later on in set before I'm about to move them, and it's to implant the idea of rolling on each arm, and then I throw out my arms and they jump on like magnets.
Lately I've also teasing girls as "Polarity Responders", and explain that they're arguing with everything I say, as well as "stimulus seeking state change junkies" when they're not focusing.

Tyler Durden
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Biographical Questionsby Magnus,

Name, Age, Occupation.
A good way to differentiate yourself from other guys is to answer Biographical Questions with Cocky/Funny. This is acting cool because you are breaking rapport, and it gets girls to chase. It's a good idea to answer the questions honestly before they get frustrated though.

    * What's your name?
          o Mr Right
          o The One
          o Antonio!!! It-ah-ly (thick Italian accent)
          o uhm... (pretend to lie) Bob
          o Brad Pitt, David Beckham


    * How old are you?
          o 99
          o 12... but don't tell anyone, I had to lie to get in here
          o 26 and three quarters... don't you love how when you were five, that extra three quarters was really important!


    * What do you do?
          o I'm a Lion tamer
          o I'm Rock Star (in training?)
          o Tesco's Cashier, McDonalds trainee
          o Studying a phd in Justin Timberology... with a sideline in Britney Spearisms
          o Fix her in the eye... "I give women pleasure"


Have a standard response for each question that comes out automatically. The next time you are asked your age by the police you should accidently say 76.

Magnus

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Negs Collection

Aww.. your eyes are lovely.. especially the left one!
Aww.. nice teeth! Are they real?
Wow.. you work out.. now and then..
Wow.. you could ALMOST be a stripper!
You are pretty.. you could have been a model.. if slightly taller.. and slimmer..
You are pretty.. are you an EX model..
I had to come talk to you cos you looked so cute.. from over there! (point)
You look really sexy.. from behind!
Aww.. nice hair!!! Is it real? (pull) Hey it moved! ... Wow.. you could be a hair model.. if you lose the split ends!
You are cute.. in a kinda strange way!
You got an interesting figure!
ijjjji hates 'NEG' that is only negative like "AICH.. you SPIT on me.. YUCK!" They are not cool and lots of people report that they BACKFIRE!
- M occasionally pretends that a girl has spit on him, too polite to say anything, but wipes imaginary spit from his arm, face, chest.
"You have something on your nose."
'Cool perfume. I think my granny wears the same.'
"Your hands are so SOFT and GENTLE,.. Like toilet paper".
"You look very stunning, must be the lighting"
"You have some real beautiful, gorgeous hair, like Lassies"

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Best Friends (Expanded)by Tyler Durden
"You guys are best friends aren't you. You have exactly the same posture. And you have exactly the same facial expressions. And the big thing, and I
don't know if all girls do this or what, but ever time you go to talk, or I'm talking to you, or you're about to do something, you guys keep looking at each other first"
They bust out laughing as they look at each other's posture, then again at their facial expressions, and then of course lastly at the looking at each other. You can proceed to analyse you and your wing, and other people, under the same criteria. Good way to blow open the convo.
Credit: TD (Can't find original fastseduction URL)
Tyler Durden

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Sexual Predatorby Tyler Durden
TD on some great misinterpretation
Author: TylerDurden
Subject: Sexual Predator Misinterpretation Style
Here's some more stuff that I've been into lately.. I find this stuff is pretty funny, so hopefully some guys can derive some use out of it.
If I had to teach guy game in under 10 minutes, I guess that this is probably what I'd talk about (along with the more important points from the 25 points of not appearing needy, because if you appear needy you're usually blown out.. So say not the whole list, but at least not to peck in, or be too eager to touch or ask questions or have weird manneurisms that look desperate).
The method: Show that girls are sexual predators, and then while chatting, keep going back to showing them why what they're doing is just designed to take advantage of you. That's it.
Necessary props: Badboy(croatian), Style, Kooper, and David D.. I stole and meshed together a bunch of ideas from them, and tinkered to turned into a linear system for keeping girls chasing you from start to lay.
It's pretty basic..
Do it however you want. Here's how I personally do it, but there's a inifinite ways, within the frame itself.

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Step 1:
EXPANDED SEXUAL PREDATOR ROUTINE:
Lay a STRONG humour anchour. They have to be laughing out of their minds, so that you can keep re-using the callback humour through out the pickup.
"You know what? I can't even trust you guys. Girls are predators. Girls are SEXUAL predators! Guys think that they seduce women and have all this power. Yeah right! Girls choose. They choose. The guys just dangle themselves in front of them *thinking* that they made it happen, but they don't realize that its the girl who chose THEM.
Girls are predators.. They hold the cards.. Examine the evidence.
First, when a guy gets mad at his girlfriend, can he strap on his bitch boots, shove up his pushup bra, do up his hair and makeup, and head out to the bar and pull a girl home in under five minutes? Yeah right! It's GIRLS. YOU GUYS have the power to do that, not guys! (wait while girls laugh).. What percentage of guys can do that? Look at them (point at guys).. They're leaning in and touching, making the girls all uncomfortable, but some of the girls like them anyway.. But the guys THINK its that they were aggressive.. So what, like 5% of guys TOPS can do what 100% of girls can do.
Second, girls are the only gender with one organ designed for NOTHING ELSE but sexual pleasure. (wait while girls laugh) And on that organ, there are ten times more nerve endings than anything a guy has. (wait while girls laugh)
That's why, when GIRLS have sex, they go (put hands onto hair, and do the following very convincingly, like Meg Ryan "When Harry met Sally" style) "uhhhhhh.... oooohhh.... uhhhhhhh.." (wait while girls laugh hysterically screaming their heads off)
IDEALLY, THE ROUTINE IS SUPPOSED TO DO THE FOLLOWING:
-sets a humour anchour that can be re-used to keep them giggling throughout the duration of the pickup
-gives you fodder to do "busting them on their manneurisms" stuff.. You can now tease them on their actions, and tease them on what they say, showing that its all designed to take advantage of you
-provides a Kooper-style C&F roleplaying frame, for them to play in, that results in them seducing you
-makes the obstacles/peergroup love you, because they think you're really fun, and it makes them trust you with their friend that you won't be pushy
-establishes a frame that girls are meant to seduce guys, and its normal/cool/fun
-conveys that you know the deal about social interaction
-conveys that you know not to make girls feel uncomfortable by being pushy or trying to "seduce"
-conveys that you probably ARE one of the 5% of guys who can pull a girl home, because just implying that you know what's wrong with other guys' approaches, suggests that you know how to do it right
-mindfucks her into a frame where she's becoming more sexually aggressive

STEP 2 - MISINTERPRETING THEM AS TRYING TO PREY ON YOU:
Point out real IOIs (there will be a lot), as well as MISINTERPRETING things that are not IOIs, in order to mess with girls in the set who are not as into you.
-(point) "Hey, you just licked your lips! (back off like you're scared")
-"Hey, you're touching me.. Hands off the merchandise.. I'm just trying to talk to you.. I just want to talk, and you're just SITTING THERE WAITING for me to talk so I can feel ready for you, and you're not even listening to what I'm really saying... You're just biding your time until I feel comfortable with you."
-"Hey, stop giggling at me.. It's making me feel really good.. Stop it.. Stop being so attracted to me" (this must be in deep attraction, or sounds lame.. if its in deep attraction, it makes her REALIZE that she's attracted"
-"Hey! YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO ME! STOP IT! I JUST WANT TO TALK, STOP BEING SUCH A PREDATOR!"
-"Hey! You guys think its all fun and games.. Like you can just do this, and everything will be FINE.. But you probably didn't even know about the hidden damage you're doing.. Did you know that 99% of all colleged aged males who get date raped commit suicide within 1 year? Did you know that when you're taking advantage of a guy for your own pleasure that he walks around depressed and alone for the rest of his life! I don't want this to happen to me! Stop it! No no no, now you're licking your lips again.. Stop stop stop (engaging the group, so you're saying stop to everyone in the group individually).. Help!"
-For girls who aren't as attracted in the set: "Hey, you're leaning away but your knees are pointing at me.. You're trickier than your friends.. You're trying to go in under the radar but your knees are giving it away... OK she's scaring me the most.."

STEP 3 - JUST CONVEYING PERSONALITY SO THE GIRLS GET TO KNOW YOU, QUALIFYING YOUR TARGET, BUT ALL THE WHILE RE-INITIATING STATE WITH CALLBACK HUMOUR:
The idea is that you're running a normal pickup, but using callback humour and the cocky & playful roleplaying stuff. So this gives you the maneuvrability to run a nice normal conversation, but keeping the interaction charged with this stuff.
-Use "reverse-EV" type stuff, so that she's finding out positive things about you and building trust. The whole pickup lasts usually around 4-7 hours, start to lay. You're supposed to be conveying personality during this time. The accusing-them thing is something you do as their state drops, or when you see a good opening to do so. It's not the entire method, since just teasing won't get you laid except by party girls. With party girls, just tease the fuck out of them, that's it.
-Qualify her to you, and every time you act impressed lean in, and then say "wait a minute.. what are you doing.. I can't talk to you anymore, you're trouble"
-Ask her arbitrary questions about herself, and then pretend like you're hitting buying temperature, but then cutting it off because you're afraid that she'll take advantage of that. "PUA: What's your sign? HB: Libra. PUA: OMG I love you (take hands).... Wait, I can't talk to you anymore.. You're trouble.. Go away (push her away and turn your back on her and face her friends and say "she's trouble")"
-If she does something really impressive, pretend like you freaked out and hit high buying temperature, and jump in and kiss her, then go "aaaah.... what are you doing to me???" and turn around and move away from her like you're scared that she manipulated you to do that.
-Condition her (like Pavlov's dogs) to keep doing things that will seduce you. She'll grab you, etc.. Reward her with kino, or whatever. But then also run away when she escalates it too much. Mindfuck her into trying to seduce you. The girls seem to think that this is really fun, because they feel safe and on their terms, and also they seem to find it a turn-on. Bear in mind, you're coming in super-confident (you opened them, you held court in the set), so its obvious that you have alot going for you.

STEP 4 - LAY LOGISTICS:
-Start acting possibly convinced. Her friends will start trying to convince you to stay, and they'll start qualifying your target saying that "she's safe PUA.. don't worry.. you can trust her.. go with her.." etc etc..
-When you walk home together, don't be too eager to keep the joke going. At the same time, when you get her home, walk past your bedroom, and one last time say "Hey! See this is exactly what I'm talking about.. Wait in the TV room.."
-Then, grab your blankets, and run into the TV room.. Throw them on her like its all funny and jump on the couch in a way that makes her laugh (humour disarms escalation to pickups.. if you escalate a pickup, but make the girl laugh while you're doing it, she'll backwards rationalize that she wanted you to escalate). Then say "C'mere c'mere c'mere.... its cold its cold its cold..." (in a funny way so she laughs that you're basically putting her in a very comprimising position).
-Once she's on top of you, STOP TALKING.. It starts getting heavy.. Breathing starts synchronizing.. You're breathing in her ear maybe and fingers are interlocked and you're getting closer.. Then say "uhhh ohhh.. mmmm... ummm.. this is OK I think... uh oh.." and start kissing her.
-Take it from there.. If the joke is still working (it may be SO PLAYED by this point, but if it is STILL WORKING), feel free to make liberal use of callback humour to disarm any last minute resistance (misinterpret her LMR as her just trying to get you more comfortable)
**NOTE: If the joke has become PLAYED, then don't insist on pursuing it. The whole frame/routine is always good, but don't be routine dependent and insist on pursuing it. If its fading a little bit, just move onto something else. If its working consistently the entire time, then keep using it. Just common sense.


-TD

Tyler Durden

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Attack Kitten
by jlaix
You are so cute! You are like my little ATTACK KITTEN. Like, a furry little attack kitten with a big oversize collar on, you can protect me when the Sexual Predator Ninjas drop down from the ceiling... POUNCE! Can you pounce? Yeah. I feel so safe wif my w


You are so cute! You are like my little ATTACK KITTEN. Like, a furry little attack kitten with a big oversize collar on, you can protect me when the Sexual Predator Ninjas drop down from the ceiling... POUNCE! Can you pounce? Yeah. I feel so safe wif my wittle attack kitten around. I'll even get you a personalized food bowl with Attack Kitten Food.

jlaix

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Gay Cats
by Wilder



Credit: StyleChild03 and Wilder
Initial hook: Start the story with, "Have you ever met a gay cat?" After this, you'll have the undivided attention of your audience. (Wilder)
PUA: Ok, get this, my friend Sara, bought 3 cats some time ago. I dont know what she was thinking when she bought them, but she bought all three *male* cats. It was so funny. When I would go to her place to visit her, I would see the cats spooning each other, sometimes even licking each other.
HB: smiling
PUA: No Really. I told Sara "you know what, I think they're gay, I mean not gay by birth, but maybe prison gay...you know. I mean they havent seen a female cat in months...what are they supposed to do" So Sara started getting freaked out, its amazing how she never thought about it. And we decided one day that we're gonna do something about it, coz the last thing Sara wanted were gay cats. So we embarked on a mission to find a female cat.
HB: hehehe
PUA: And Sara had a neighbor that she really hated, he had a female cat, so once while the guy was away, we stole it and put it in the room with three male cats. Only God knows what happened then.
HB: LOL!!
Punchline: "So now her neighbor's cat is knocked up. So pretty soon I think I know where you can get your very own little gay kitten!" (Wilder)
Wilder

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great